for “constant farting” and laughing in the locker room.
The dudes at Dude Wipes tell us they heard about the 31-year-old’s problem … and immediately set aside a whole year’s worth of wipes and spray that will hopefully save his teammates’ nostrils — and his own job.
In fact, we’ve obtained a pic of a letter from DW to the current Bordeaux center back … which reads, “Dear Marcelo, we hope this helps.”
Marcelo’s contract with Lyon was eventually terminated in January … but he can rest easy knowing DW has his ass covered in the future — if he wants it.
As for the laughing issue … well, you’ll have to figure that one out on your own, Marcelo.
2022-05-12